Well they would say that, wouldn't they?

[andrewducker]

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
From here.

Cheers to laserboy.

Comments

[aliiis.livejournal.com]

That really is the best line from a (non-April-1st!) news story EVAR.

[johanna-alice.livejournal.com]

If the military are 'categorically' stating something doesn't that mean that its not quite the truth but close??

**thinks**
Maybe they released normal badgers who did find the WMD's and mutated into Man-Eating Badgers (TM)