Heresy-tastic!

[andrewducker]

Question just asked on TV (for a phone-in poll):
Which of these phrases does _not_ appear in The Bible?
A)Let there be light.
B)Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's donkey.
C)Oh no, my wife's gone salty.

Amusingly, when typing those in, I felt a definite urge to capitalise the initial letter of each word.  Dang my early Christian schooling.

Comments

[azalemeth.livejournal.com]

I'll take a guess and say "Oh no, my wife's gone salty." - The rest sound about right (Along with stoning for wearing mixed threads ^_^)

[robhu.livejournal.com]

I doubt it was said in that way, but that will be referring to when God told everyone fleeing Sodom not to look back, but Lot's wife did so God being the lovable forgiving chap that he is he turned her to salt.