Sex Games

[andrewducker]

Over here steer has a very funny post about sex and computer games (and how the former could be improved with some ideas from the latter). The bit which made me laugh the most was:

Consider this though, how frustrating would Space Invaders have been if, instead of just giving you a score, it hinted that you'd done quite well and you had to coax it in a shy way to reveal more.

Me: "So, um... that was really good huh?"

Space Invader Machine: "Yes, yes, you are very good at Space Invaders."

Me: "I'm glad..."

*embarrased silence*

Me: "Anything you particularly liked."

Space Invader Machine: "Oh, you know, it was great... I like it when you shoot the space invaders... that's good."

Me: "Really? Great. Shoot space invaders... right... I'll do that more in future."

Space Invader Machine: "Yeah... I really like that.

Me: "Anything else?"

Space Invader Machine: "Oh... well that saucer thing that flies across the top. I really like it when people shoot that."

Me: "Ah... I did wonder about that. I mean I wasn't sure you'd want me to touch it. Well, I'm certainly willing to give that a try next time."

Space Invader Machine: "Could you? My last player used to do that all the time and I enjoy that a lot."

*meaningful pause*

Space Invader Machine: "And Darling..."

Me: "Yes?"

Space Invader Machine: "That bit where you crash into the bullets and explode..."

Me: "Yeah -- I thought I really got the hang of that."

Space Invader Machine: "I'm just not so keen... you know. I'm sure some machines like it and I know you meant well, but I don't think it's right for me."

Me: "God, really."

Space Invader Machine: "Sorry."

Comments

[derumi.livejournal.com]

That's totally messed up.

OTOH, I'm going to start awarding points the next time I have sex.

each thrust: 10
each new position: 100
time bonus per half-hour: 200, 400, 800, ...
all partners achieve orgasm: 500
every orgasm after: 1000

[derumi.livejournal.com]

*lmao* Oh, so he did suggest assigning points. Sweet. ^_^

[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

What a horrific idea! But very very geek!

The bit above doesn't quite pull it off for me though - it's already WAY more (and more to the point) than most people would ever say.