I've checked everywhere

[andrewducker]

I've looked all over the packaging and nowhere does it say "Warning, may cause sudden, intense rage and the urge to strangle the cat."

I wonder if I could sue the makers of Super-Monkeyball.

Comments

[cruft.livejournal.com]

Damn! Igor and I got high last night and tried to rent that game, but the store didn't have it, so we had to play Grand Theft Auto again instead.

[andrewducker]

I recommend you go back, nail the doors and windows shut and burn the place to the ground.

It's the only way they'll learn.