The Dichotomy of Cats
Jun. 22nd, 2004 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andrewduckerThe following lines leapt fully-formed into my head mere moments ago. Whoever writes the best follow-on verse will win eternal fame and fortune.
Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
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Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
...
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Date: 2004-06-22 01:31 pm (UTC)...I don't WANT that dead bird,
I don't WANT that rat
or the half-eaten shrew that you left in my hat.