Ah Love Star Wars
May. 29th, 2002 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
andrewduckerFrom a Slashdot story on more changes to the later Star Wars movies.
Maury: How did it feel when you saw how much Episode 1 sucked?
Nerd: Ah felt betrayed, and ah felt abused. He abused me like ah was a wet food stamp!
Maury: But you stood in line for weeks to be the first nerd to see Episode 2!
Nerd: [Nods, weeping]
Maury: Well, why do you keep going back to him?
Nerd: Because ah LOVE him! I LOVE George Lucas!
Maury: How did it feel when you saw how much Episode 1 sucked?
Nerd: Ah felt betrayed, and ah felt abused. He abused me like ah was a wet food stamp!
Maury: But you stood in line for weeks to be the first nerd to see Episode 2!
Nerd: [Nods, weeping]
Maury: Well, why do you keep going back to him?
Nerd: Because ah LOVE him! I LOVE George Lucas!
