Ooh, scary gamer dudes

[andrewducker]

I first saw a Chick tract back in 1992-ish.  Fantastically funny, although I feel sure that some people believe them.

Dark Dungeons is by far the best of them, especially if you're a gamer.

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[derumi.livejournal.com]

I actually first saw this one in '84 or '83, in Sunday School.

Hey, did you have a link to the Chickulu tract?

[andrewducker]

Go to google.

Type in Cthulhu Chick.

Hit "I feel particularly lucky today, young man, please direct me to the first link on the list."


Read it.

Dark Dungeons

[josephgrossberg.livejournal.com]

I want to know what happens between panels 3 and 4.

What happens if you're a fighter? You get to join the wrestling team?

And if you're a paladin? You go around faith healing?

Re: Dark Dungeons

[derumi.livejournal.com]

More like, you get to be a disease-free police officer?

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

I SO want to know where I can join a coven with that kind of floorspace. I mean, really.

And the matching robes? Must be nice.

[lovemonk.livejournal.com]

Hehe, too right. What drove me away from the pagan scene was not their particular brand of ritual so much as the Star Trek fandom. Has that cleared up any?

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

Star Trek is God. Why do you ask?

[lovemonk.livejournal.com]

Now that I've had a chance to sleep on it, I figure the Trek thing was just an excuse. What probably happened really was that my friends there were having children and it's tough to look after them and have a metaphysical conversations at the same time. That Filking sure was fun, though.

[akicif.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the Field Guide to Wiccans? It's here, with an addition or two here.

Oops: I've just checked and it's not the piece with the bit about Wiccan trekkies. Maybe that's in a Field Guide to SF fans....

Thank you, sir!

[lovemonk.livejournal.com]

That really made my day. Tons of great memories came flooding back.

As I take a step back and look at my time with the pagans, I gotta admit that the more cynical among them would label me a Playgan. Damn. If that's true, my only contribution can be the knowlege that EX-dieanic wiccans are every bit as good in the sack as Crystal Suckers. Alert Starhawk.

Again, thanks.