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[andrewducker]

An ion walks into a bar and heads towards the barman.

"Bar keep", he cries

The barman wanders over

"Barman, has anything unusual been handed in?

"Why?" asks the barman

"Well, I was drinking in your establishment last night and I appear to have lost an electron"

The Barman looks up and replies "Are you Positive?"

Comments

[sneaks.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

this is where someone comes up with a pun about "string theory"

[nirikina.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[missedith01.livejournal.com]

I'll pray for you. :-)

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

A sock walks into a bar.

"Bar keep!" he calls out.

The barman wanders over. "Look -- we don't serve socks here."

"I beg your pardon?" said the sock.

"We don't serve socks here."

"Oh, darn."

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

A nuclear physicist walks into a bar.

Ouch!

[in-thy-bounty.livejournal.com]

"Three blokes walk into a pub, and the whole scene unfolds with a numbing inevitability"
Bill Bailey