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Never, ever let your rifle
Pointed be at any's gun.
That it may unloaded be
Will matter not a jot to thee.

Do not point your gun at self
It goes badly for your health
And yet, by god, if ere you do,
Be sure that it's unloaded true.

Balls and scrota oft unseen
Lurk behind a cotton screen.
Be calm, be safe, commit no botch
Of aiming back at trousers' crotch.

And so resist the dire temptation
Of one day of viral-ification:
It won't repay the sick sensation
Of your self-induced castration.

https://www.johnderbyshire.com/Readings/fathersadvice.html
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To be fair, according to the article, apparently these gun enthusiast idiots say they hate alt-right MAGA-type gun enthusiast idiots, which was my first assumption. I don't know if that's true, this seems like exactly the sort of safety-ignoring trolling which typically harms a lot of other people's safety too. But it doesn't explicitly say they've harmed anyone other than themselves and I don't want to go check out the site to make sure[1]. But, still, I think it's really stupid.

[1] I don't want work to find out I've been googling "how to shoot yourself in the dick"
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There's also something unspoken which I realize I'm missing. My instinct would be to never point a pistol at myself, which I stand by. But if I DID, I wouldn't think "well, maybe if I sort of aim it at my balls but not into the abdomen, I'll get the macho credit with less risk of actually killing myself if something goes wrong". But I think most people WOULD think that, which is actually a lot more sensible. So maybe I'm the idiot.

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