I need to know what Theresa May is going to announce

[andrewducker]

As apparently the cabinet meeting is still going on, and there will be no press announcement tonight,i need some rampant speculation...

Poll #20719

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 40

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Theresa May's next announcement will be

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Brexit is all sorted and the cabinet is behind her 100%
10 (26.3%)

Her entire cabinet has resigned and she is now running the country all by herself
6 (15.8%)

Brexit is Brexit
15 (39.5%)

Her resignation
1 (2.6%)

Another referendum
1 (2.6%)

Another election
4 (10.5%)

SEIWEIC
1 (2.6%)

The odds of Brexit happening at all are...

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Mean: 66.41 Median: 70 Std. Dev 21.78

Not happening 0		0 (0.0%)
10		1 (2.6%)
20		1 (2.6%)
30		1 (2.6%)
40		2 (5.1%)
50		10 (25.6%)
60		2 (5.1%)
70		3 (7.7%)
80		11 (28.2%)
90		6 (15.4%)
Totes happening 100		2 (5.1%)

On a scale of 1 to 10,how funny is it that the Conservatives and DUP aren't speaking?

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Mean: 12.21 Median: 13 Std. Dev 1.14

Extremely funny 10		6 (15.4%)
11		4 (10.3%)
12		5 (12.8%)
I think I've pulled something 13		24 (61.5%)

Comments

[rhythmaning]

Answer Q1.
She will say
* the cabinet is 100% behind me
* Brexit means Brexit
* the cabinet has resigned en masse
* <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46181662>ooh look UFOs!</a>

[rhythmaning]

She might also say "oh look I couldn't get the html to work".

Though I must admit it is unlikely.

[cmcmck]

She'll say it's all sorted (she's said it more than once already) but then the fun will start!

[redbird]

My choice for question 2 was basically random.

[andrewducker]

So, same as the rest of us!

[zz]

there is no end to my hatred of brexit voters. i've actually spent time contemplating which historical genocide/massacre would be the most satisfying/efficient model for "dealing with" them.

[randomdreams]

"brexit is brexit" is close enough to meaningless to avoid any sort of commitment, so it's the perfect thing to say.

it looks to me like it is waaaaay too late to escape from brexit. Yes? No?

[danieldwilliam]

Is how I would have voted.

Knowing that the actual answer is both a) and b)