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andrewducker) wrote2003-05-28 02:55 pm
andrewducker) wrote2003-05-28 02:55 pm
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Just had my quarterly performance review.
Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.
More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.
I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.
Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.
More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.
I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.
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They have to pay to have his keyboard cleaned once a week....
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Pay rises happen in November.