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[andrewducker]

Just had my quarterly performance review.

Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.

More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.

I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.

Comments

[allorin.livejournal.com]

I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.

Well, yeah - except I'm better than you....

[totg-kabu.livejournal.com]

I have no opposition to any one ruling the world, however every ruler requires a Mildly Malicious Grand Vizier, a position I believe would be most adequately suited to me.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

[drainboy.livejournal.com]

I presume this glowing review came with the acquisition of no more money?