True Story

[andrewducker]

A friend of minehad a girlfriend called Lorraine.
She very pretty and he liked her a lot.

Sadly, men being how they are, he fell for a girl at work called Claire-Lee who, while not as nice as his girlfriend was extremely pretty.

After a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too but he was loyal
and wouldn't get involved with her while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date Claire-Lee. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

Last week, as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. He stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off singing, "I can see Claire-Lee now, Lorraine is gone..."

Ok, maybe not actually true.

Comments

[ex-digitalis869.livejournal.com]

Allow me to be the first person to thump you for that.

[protempore.livejournal.com]

sigh

[tisme.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I _sleep_ with you? *loses all self-respect*

[andrewducker]

I love that joke. It's the bestest.

Well, other than the big brown bear one.

[tisme.livejournal.com]

I'm NOT going to ask, you know.

[paddie-gal.livejournal.com]

I will, though......Andy, what's the joke about the big brown bear??