Famous first words

[andrewducker]

Most people have thought about famous last words and methods of death - quiz for the evening. In the afterlife, assuming you get an afterlife, what would you want your _first_ words to be?

Comments

[allorin.livejournal.com]

So many possibilties....

I think I'd have to go with:

"Hey, guys."

[aberbotimue.livejournal.com]

"cool, so there is an afterlife... so, if I screw this one up, will I go to hell, if not, is that your daughter"

It's Me Again (From Rollick's Board.)

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

In the Bible we are told God will say "Well done, thou my good and faithful servant" (to people he is happy with, obviously.)

That's what I'd like to hear, obviously. But I never thought about what I'd SAY.

Hmmmmm, probably something like, "Did I get it right?"

[autodidactic.livejournal.com]

"Hi. I've missed you."

A.

[derumi.livejournal.com]

I'll probably either say:

"Oops."

or

"God damn it."

[heron61.livejournal.com]

Way cool, the cryonics worked, what year is it?

[(Anonymous)]

"Aw, fuck. Not again."

[opusfluke.livejournal.com]

Depending on where I end up most likely- "I want to make this perfectly clear: THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING BACK THERE AND GOING THROUGH ALL THAT CRAP EVER AGAIN!!!"
Followed by, "I have this list of people I'd like a chat with but first where's Hendrix playing his next gig?"

[broin.livejournal.com]

Uh. Buh?

[tisme.livejournal.com]

'So was that IT?'

[dapperscavenger.livejournal.com]

Sooo.... who's stupid f'ing idea was THAT?

[rainstorm.livejournal.com]

do i get to have an afterlivejournal?

[kpollock.livejournal.com]

Shit! I was wrong.

[andrewducker]

Of all the things to be _unhappy_ about being wrong about...

Darnit, my existence isn't over. Oh, the woe.

[kpollock.livejournal.com]

I always say that I'd rather be right than happy (let's ignore, fo rsimplicities sake, that that being right makes me happy)

[andrewducker]

Would you not like the fact that your new opinion (there is an afterlife) is right, whereas up to that point you had been wrong?

[kpollock.livejournal.com]

I'd probably still be annoyed. If there had been extra data (and I mean proper verifiable, logical etc data) available before dying but that I'd missed, I'd be miffed I hadn't had that data.

[mysticlegacy.livejournal.com]

"well this is unexpected..."

Hopefully, it would be...

[paddie-gal.livejournal.com]

GRABOIDS!!!!

[cleodhna.livejournal.com]

"Oh my. Now, this was unexpected. I should like to see whomever is in charge, please."