Good News: I'm in Devon with Jane, my parents, Uther, and a puppy*!
Bad News: I can't take any photos because my phone died this morning!
Good News: I already ordered a new OnePlus 3 last week!
Bad News: It won't be here until the 14th!
Good News: LG still have my Nexus 5X under warranty!
Bad News: I have to send it back to them and wait up to 10 days for them to look at it!
Good News: My dad is going to lend me his iPhone!
Bad News: I'm going to have to learn how to use an iPhone!
Good News: They're supposed to be really easy!
Bad News: But I'll still have to set up my email/calendar/etc from scratch on it!
Which is about all of the news, either good or bad, that I can deal with right now, as I'm completely exhausted, and very-much looking forward to collapsing into bed tonight and sleeping like the dead.
*Final puppy name: Kimball. Whether that's good or bad news is entirely subjective. More discussion of that here.