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Mar. 22nd, 2011 08:42 am
It's the last sentence that makes it work for me.
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ellieonplanetxMar. 22nd, 2011
It's the last sentence that makes it work for me.
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PANIC IN THE STREETS!
Mar. 22nd, 2011 08:57 amThe head of the Scottish prosecution service has announced that Scotland faced a "real apocalypse" unless it "gets to grips" with over-consumption.*
And underneath that, on the same page of the BBC News it's announced that in the last 9 years the number of under-15-year-olds drinking alcohol once per week has dropped by a third.**
So, which is it? Are the teens drinking more and apocalypsing*** in the streets? Or are they actually better behaved than at any other time in history?
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And underneath that, on the same page of the BBC News it's announced that in the last 9 years the number of under-15-year-olds drinking alcohol once per week has dropped by a third.**
So, which is it? Are the teens drinking more and apocalypsing*** in the streets? Or are they actually better behaved than at any other time in history?
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**From
***Not actually a real word.
A factual note
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poisonduk correctly points out that the Scottish Census is not being carried out by bomb-makers and torture-colluders Lockheed Martin.It is instead being carried out by torture-facilitators CACI.
So if you live in Scotland and wish to follow the instructions in yesterday's link post, please be aware that you will be costing an entirely different unpleasant company money :->