Off work today

Julie pulled a muscle in her neck in bed last night.

This has nothing to do with this poll.

[Poll #1346923]

Delicious LiveJournal Links for 2-10-2009

• 'Arctic unicorns' in icy display
  I want a narwhal!
  (tags: arctic whales)
• Drums for the win!
  "It can energise or relax. It can foster a sense of playfulness or release anger and tension. It can also help in the conquering of social isolation and the building of positive relationships." One patient, an alcoholic, told Simon her drumming sessions had helped her so much it had given her the inspiration to continue with a gruelling detox course.
  (tags: health music)
• The Chemical Wartet sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight
  Gas Mask Kazoos!
  (tags: funny music)
• This is why you're fat.
  Nom!
  (tags: funny food photos diet)
• How not to fail at life
  Which is obscene, horrific, offensive, badly drawn, spellchecked, and written. And also both funny and contains a large enough nugget of truth to be well worth reading.
  (tags: funny comics culture philosophy life)
• The Elfish Gene shoots up like Trainspottingâ”only with orcs instead of heroin
  A fictional memoir of growing up geekish - I think I might have to buy this so I can cringe the whole way through it.
  (tags: depression fiction school roleplaying)
• Aviary
  A bunch of free, web-based image tools. Some neat stuff in there.
  (tags: software tools graphics)
• AIG Implodes: The Two Cows Version
  In case you're wondering why they fell apart, this explains it in an amusing manner. Mu!
  (tags: funny business economics finance)
• Google Monoculture
  Some figures that may surprise you a little.
  (tags: internet google search monopoly)