Conversations in the bedroom

Julie: *sigh* Today has to be a day of intelligent thinking.
Andy: I think we ought to declare a worldwide day of intelligent thinking. No more of that "stupid thinking". Everyone will have to think intelligently, just for one day.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the future

First Pregnant Man.

Well, kinda.

Interesting to see the barriers they faced.

Killing Hitler

As they seem to be making the rounds of the cooler bits of my friends list, I'm picking these two time-travel short stories off of andyduckerlinks:
What if history was like wikipedia.
and
Alternate History Search Results.

Both of which are variations on the "What if Hitler was killed by a time-traveller?" meme.
And both of which are very funny.