Using literature for evil ends

Fan uses author to hideously embarass girlfriend in front of many other fans. She still agrees to marry him.

Writeup here, video here.

Leprosy....bits and pieces falling off of me...I'm not half the man I used to be...

Was in bed at a reasonable time, coughed for an hour while falling asleep and then slept until 2pm. Not intentionally, my body just kept putting itself back to sleep whenever I woke up. And then when I woke at 2pm I was pretty much unable to move, so I lay there and read comics, which was nigh perfect.

I fear that making it to Vegas tonight is now unlikely, which sucks great big wobbly donkey cock, but whatcha gonna do?

Meantime, have a video of the best christmas song ever: