The icons are set to "random", you know

For those of you not paying attention to my facebook status, haven't been in email communication over the last few days, etc. A brief announcement.

I have a girlfriend.

It is is_not_well.

To forestall a few questions - no, I haven't worked out what's wrong with her yet, but I'll be sure to let you all know as soon as I do.

You may now return to your normal business.