Spiderman spoof

M.J.: Do you love me, Peter?
PETER: I love you bunches. Hey, do you love me?
M.J.: Why do you always have to talk about yourself, Peter? You’re so self-centred.
M.J. and PETER: make out on a spiderweb
ALIEN GOO EMERGING FROM A METEORITE: Hey Peter? I love you.

PETER: Wow, I feel pretty good. My costume’s all black. Oh my God, I am Goth Spiderman!
PETER: Maybe this isn’t a good thing. I just snapped at my landlord and then I looked in the mirror and oh my God, I look like Pete Doherty!

The rest is here and it's much better than the actual film was...