May. 26th, 2004

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violachic: There are Cliffs Notes for the ’80s?
solitarywalker: Yeah, it's called "The Breakfast Club."

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] rollick
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You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
—Mahatma Gandhi

(stolen from [livejournal.com profile] wolfieboy)
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Happily stolen from [livejournal.com profile] wolflady26, the canonical list of reasons Why God Exists.

I've posted it before, but it's still damn funny.

6. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT

(1) Check out that tree. Isn't it pretty?
(2) Therefore, God exists.


11. ARGUMENT FROM FEAR

(1) If there is no God then we're all going to die.
(2) Therefore, God exists.


13. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole
thing to you stupid atheists -- it's too complicated for you to
understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.


23. ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY

(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

28. ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (I)

(1) Atheists are spiritually blind.
(2) Therefore, God exists.


30. ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY

(1) Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
(2) Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
(3) I propose that God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

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