Matrix Reloaded humour

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Nick's the sarcasticest.

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I've finally finished the 400-odd entries from the last 5 days. I've commented on damn few of them, read past about 20% of the LJ-Cuts and skipped anything with the word 'quiz' in it.

But I now feel vaguely up to date on stuff.

In other news, despite thinking that Matrix Reloaded was merely 'ok' I've been completely unable to get it out of my head. So I'll be off to see it again with Hal as soon as we can arrange a time.

Wondering about age

Just wondering what age range I attract (inspired by Roddick wondering the same thing).

[Poll #139213]

Survey doom

take the nerd test.


and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.

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Just had my quarterly performance review.

Apparently I am able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, crush coal into diamonds and fly so fast that I can travel backwards in time.

More time was spent on my manager's worries that I might become bored and understretched at work than on any other topic.

I demand that:
a) I be declared Emperor of Earth immediately.
b) Cutting equipment be used to enlarge all the doors here so that my newly enlarged head can fit through them.

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Some of you are awkward sons of bitches who refuse to enter their age into a poll unless their exact age is on there. As LJ only allows 20 data points on a scale, this makes it hard to put all the possible numbers on the same scale. So here's an alternative poll with all the odd numbers.

[Poll #139248]

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