It's all downhill from here

Last week we had the first assessment on the COBOL course. I scored 95% and vowed to improve in this mediocre score.

Sadly, this week we had the second test and I failed to improve. In fact, I went downhill.

I slid all the way down to 94%.

I'm not sure I'll ever recover.

Dammit, I'm over the hill already.

An explanation for one night stands

I don't think it could possibly be put better than this.