Stealing is what makes the internet great

[andrewducker]

(Both stolen from drjon)

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

More shortly!

Mmm... theft...

[giantbedsprings.livejournal.com]

So Rugby would be Handegg too?

[andrewducker]

It has the advantage of not naming itself after the method of play :->

[red-phil.livejournal.com]

yeah.
What we need to call them is;
football,
handegg,
armoured-handegg

[bracknellexile.livejournal.com]

If we're being precise it should be:

anythingbuthandball
bodyegg
armouredhandandoccasionallyfootegg