andrewducker | Best review opening Evah!

You used to be able to depend on a bad film being poorly made. No longer. "The Punisher: War Zone" is one of the best-made bad movies I've seen. It looks great, it hurtles through its paces and is well-acted. The soundtrack is like elevator music if the elevator were in a death plunge. The special effects are state of the art. Its only flaw is that it's disgusting.

At least, that's what Roger Ebert says.

(Because at least two people on my friends list have mentioned wanting to see it.)