andrewducker: (conspiracy theories)
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they're bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"


And that's the first one I'm willing to repost in a public place.

Cheers to [livejournal.com profile] meowpurrr for the link to sickipedia, clearly _the_ place for incredibly offensive jokes.

Date: 2008-10-27 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derumi.livejournal.com
I absolutely love the 9th of November jokes. I'm probably going to a bad place.

Date: 2008-10-27 10:05 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zz
america?

Date: 2008-10-27 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] derumi.livejournal.com
Bwa!

Over here we call it California. :P

Date: 2008-10-27 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhythmaning.livejournal.com
Great! Made me laugh!

And I spent the evening in a lecture about global warming followed by watching Spooks on tv...!

Date: 2008-10-27 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] henriksdal.livejournal.com
...srsly? you've never seen sickapedia before?

...

:D

Date: 2008-10-27 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-c-m.livejournal.com
Hee hee hee he eheee!! Excellent!

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