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I was rather sceptical when [livejournal.com profile] tisme told me last week that there was a porn "homage" to Pirates of the Caribbean that had an actual budget, sets and special effects.

So I went googling. And was surprised by the trailer here. Okay, so it's "acting" rather than acting, but it looks like they made an actual _movie_. Almost entirely unheard of. And there's even an R-rated version for those people that like their porn without porn in it. What _is_ the world coming to?

Date: 2007-06-11 12:46 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] seabat.livejournal.com
it costs $75 to buy, but I have a "copy". It is silly, the porn is porn and the "acting" is terrible from the males.

It is waaaaaaaaaay better than Flesh Gordon.

Date: 2007-06-11 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balthial.livejournal.com
"Hard R" rated porn with an attempt at acting is not that unusual.

Date: 2007-06-11 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azalemeth.livejournal.com
It's become infamous amongst my friends; it's truly terrible in the acting sense, but it is the highest-budget porn movie ever made, and to a large extent, it shows. There are some lines from it that are frequently thrown around my social group - "Three-masted Spanish galleon" being one of them....

Date: 2007-06-11 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] octopoid-horror.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] johnbobshaun acquired it from the internets.

If you want to see a threesome where the two women have fake breasts even more unfeasible than their tricorn hats, it's the film for you.

I preferred it to Pirates of the Carribean

Date: 2007-06-11 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnbobshaun.livejournal.com
Skellingtons! Dodgy CGI skellingtons!

Sadly the skellingtons don't get busy.

It's still way better than, say, Cutthroat Island.

Date: 2007-06-12 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashfae.livejournal.com
Sure, saw it in a sex store I go to in Boulder. Looked very shiny.

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