Memes for the bored

[andrewducker]

This is the Truth or Rumour Meme*! Comment on this post with something you have heard about me, and I will respond with whether it is the Truth, or a Rumour.

Comments

[pisica.livejournal.com]

That rumour about you and the three feisty hookers and the firetruck...?

[andrewducker]

Sadly just a rumour.

[poisonduk.livejournal.com]

The rumour that you are extremely well-endowed?

[andrewducker]

No.

It's of slightly under average length (where average length is apparently 6.16 inches) and above average diameter. I've had a couple of comments that it's quite chunky, but it's not _extremely_ large.

[poisonduk.livejournal.com]

Gads men. It's girth us women want. Length is horrid, if it's too long it hits the end of our womb and hurts like hell - give me a chunky one any day as that hits all the right nerves!!

[moniqueleigh]

Absolutely! I've had girth + length, too, and ummmm.... OW!

[stormie.livejournal.com]

that you had the most manky mattress in the universe...

[andrewducker]

I have had a very manky mattress at various points. In two cases because women had particularly bad periods on it. But I've always cleaned it up, dried it, etc.

The sheet needs changing at the moment. And by changing, I mean throwing away. Not because it's manky, but because a small tear on it has become a large tear and it should be replaced with a nice pristine one.

[stormie.livejournal.com]

you cleaned up period yuck? you are a hero! most men i know won't even go buy me tampons or let me use the word 'period' around them.

[laserboy.livejournal.com]

That you were engaged to be married at one point.

[andrewducker]

Nope - never happened.

Who on earth did you hear that from? It's not one I've heard!

[dapperscavenger.livejournal.com]

I don't know any rumours aout you (I think) but I'm stealing your meme anyway

[guyinahat.livejournal.com]

That an apple was left under your bed once and rotted to quite a dramatic level before being discovered?

[andrewducker]

Yes. I lost the core down the back of the bed and was found by Erin, partially eaten by maggots. Quite, quite disgusting.

Re: Rumours

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

That you are a magnificent sapiosexual stud?

Re: Rumours

[andrewducker]

Heh.

I certainly find stupid people actively a turn-off. So yes, up to a point :->

(Not a stuf though - my sex drive is fairly low)

Re: Rumours

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

You don't have to have sex to be sexy. :)

I still love your thoughts and ideas.

[channelpenguin.livejournal.com]

very very late to the party (I was on holiday, OK)

Is it true that you are erotically fond of tractors?

*hee hee hee* that takes me back..