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Ways In Which Programming Is Like Sex

Date: 2017-06-30 11:46 am (UTC)
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You should take the advice of programming language creators with a grain of salt at least.

Some people can do it with just two fingers, but others say it's best standing up.

Think about security before you start, not only at the last minute.

It's portrayed REALLY UNREALISTICALLY in films.

If someone interrupts you in the middle you're usually really upset because you can't just continue, you basically have to start over.

Clothes are not strictly speaking required, but many people prefer wearing clothes appropriate to the occasion.

The government gets all up in your business if you do it in ways they're not used to.

People in the oxford university department of computer science have strong opinion whether you should do it with tabs or not.

If you get your keyboard sticky, you're doing it wrong.

There are lots of useful tutorials but don't just follow them step by step without understanding what you're doing.

There are significant advantages to doing it in pairs, but if you really know what you're doing, you can gain a lot by doing it in larger groups.

It's sort of hard to explain what constitutes doing it well, but you know it when you see it.

Think twice before doing it with someone who uses PHP (sorry, sorry... :)

There's no shortage of people without much practical experience telling you you it's better to do it their way.

It's really kind of magical how you can make something which lives on successfully long after you.

It's not exactly in fashion in vatican city.

People write books about it but it's surprisingly hard to write them well.

People tend to ignore advice when they really shouldn't.

You don't strictly need coffee to be involved, but almost everyone expects it.

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