Very cool, if true

People who say "can I ask you a question?" or "I don't want to interrupt you..." drive me crazy.

You've already asked me a question, and you've already interrupted me. Clearly you felt that whatever you wanted to talk about was important enough to be worth interrupting me and you thought I might be able to answer, so *get to the fucking point*.

I mean, shit, walking up to someone and demanding their attention is RUDE. It's not as rude as telephoning them (NOTHING is quite as rude in modern life as calling someone on the telephone. "Look! No matter what you COULD possibly be doing, it's less important than MY desire to speak to you. Drop what you're doing and prioritise MEEEEEEE"), but it's rude, and an inconvenience, and an annoyance, and you would only do that *if you had a good reason* and you thought it was important enough to be worth being rude, right? So don't compound the rudeness by wasting both of our fucking time!