I take it back - GOD EXISTS

[andrewducker]

(The "suggestions" are also awesome.)

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

My ability to tell what is serious and what is a parody has now completely withered away... :(

[andrewducker]

That would be Poe's law :->

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Oh man. For bonus points, dig up the video where Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron (the two ignorant douchebags from this video) get shown what a WILD banana looks like, as opposed to the bioengineered one they're holding.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

I'm so embarrassed that didn't even occur to me. I was quite happy with the "coincidence" explanation[1], I forgot that the basic premise of what they said might not be true.

[1] After all, many fruits are less convenient than that. Why? Whatever reason you give, you observe there's a massive range, which... doesn't seem unlikely if it just occurred randomly.

[drainboy.livejournal.com]

You've forgotten the atheist's other nightmare: peanut butter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Wow. You know, that demonstration would have been even more convincing if he'd used, say, a rock instead of peanut butter. After all, he only quoted scientists as saying "matter", he didn't quote any suggestion that maybe it depended what SORT of matter.

[momentsmusicaux.livejournal.com]

God exists and he's a banana?

BTW, do you know the webcomic that takes the 'banana fits perfectly' argument and logically extends it to 'God wants us all to have gay sex'?

[andrewducker]

Link?

[momentsmusicaux.livejournal.com]

If I had it I'd have given it... I saw it *ages* ago, like several years. I've given you as much as I know, so let the best man google! ;)

[momentsmusicaux.livejournal.com]

Oh, one more thing: the dialogue goes, 'You know where else the banana fits perfectly?'

[interactiveleaf.livejournal.com]

Right. If bananas are an atheist's nightmare because they're so convenient for humans to eat, what does that make coconuts?

[andrewducker]

No luck finding it, sadly.

I did find some other things though, so not the end of the world.