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I can't be arsed with a good half of the things on this list, but I suspect that different people would choose a different 50%...
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The museum was mostly empty, but their was a little pool of geeks hanging around this display, all frozen with teariness. When I muttered under my breath, "But no BBC Micro", a guy next to me swivelled around to face me. "I still have one! You turn them on, and beep! Ready to use!"
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"I do not like you, John McCain. My feeling has nothing to do with issues. It has to do with common courtesy. During the debate, you refused to look Barack Obama in the eye. Indeed, you refused to look at him at all. Even when the two of you shook hands at the start, you used your eyes only to locate his hand, and then gazed past him as you shook it."
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Should the mood take you, and should you happen to have a few billion lying about...