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More WTF than you can possibly deal with

Repo: The Genetic Opera!

with Anthony Stewart Head, Sarah Brightman and Paris Hilton.


Thanks (I think) to despotliz

Best Of The Octopus

http://www.pumpkin-porn.com/ - because the URL says it all.
Emergency Zombie Defense Station - because every home should have one.
and this:

...a list of top 10 tenuously connected sequels (isn't worth reading in its entirety) but does come up with this surprisingly sound theory while talking about Under Siege 2:

" This movie originally had nothing to do with the original /Under Siege/. It was a script called /Dark Territory/ about bad guys that have to hijack a train to do bad stuff. It has nothing to do with the Navy. It has nothing to do with the previous movie. Basically, Steven Seagal auditioned for the part and got it, so the producers figured they might as well give his character the same name as in /Under Siege/ and call it a sequel.

What's especially odd is that, around this time, /Speed/ was in need of a sequel, which meant it needed a script about a fast-moving vehicle, explosions and terrorists. /Dark Territory/ would have fit, but it was turned into a sequel to /Under Siege/ instead. This left /Speed 2 <http://www.cracked.com/tag-speed-2.html>/ in need of a script, so they used what was originally supposed to be the script for the third /Die Hard/ movie, about a boat being hijacked. This obviously left /Die Hard 3/ in need of a script, so they gave Bruce Willis a sassy black partner and used the script that was originally going to be the fourth /Lethal Weapon/ movie. This obviously left /Lethal Weapon 4/ without a script, but apparently they went ahead and shot that movie without one."

All passed on in my direction by octopoid_horror, who get the Andy Award for Services to Fleeting Amusement.