How all reviews should be made

My brother Mike works at Lionhead, and so occasionally I get terribly amusing things about their games (B&W, Fable). The following damn near made me piss myself.

Blasphemy, Blasphemy, they've all got it...no, wait, wrong joke. Sorry!

I don't tend to find The Onion that funny any more. The joke has largely worn thin.

This one, however, is great.

According to authorities, at approximately 6:45 p.m. the Q45 bus crashed into a power generator at a busy street corner after swerving to avoid a slow-moving group of elderly Chinese pedestrians. Police say that a Korean laundry, an Irish pub, a Senegalese restaurant, and a churro stand were also severely damaged in the resultant smoke and flames.

More than half a dozen gods reportedly responded to the scene within moments of the crash. Because the victims hailed from 14 countries and professed an as-yet-undetermined number of religious faiths, however, the soul-placement process has been laborious, and fewer than a third of the deceased have so far been escorted to their appropriate afterlives.

"Honestly, who ever heard of a Jew named Shinjoku Murikami?" the Shinto sun goddess Amaterasu said. "I had that guy halfway to haunting a shrine as a kami spirit before I realized my mistake."

cheers to octopoid_horror