Teh Funny

PADME: Good lord all these politics are just so depressing!
ANAKIN: Weren't you once queen? Aren't you a senator?
PADME: I don't know and I don't care. We never talk anymore, honey. I feel like you don't communicate with me. Are we on the same, like, wavelength here? Am I just a sex object to you? Let's cuddle, baby. We never cuddle anymore.
ANAKIN: Shut up or I'm going over to the Dark Side right now.

YODA: To mangle dialogue, here I am. That Lucas does not care about dialogue, so fortunate it is.
MAYA: Shut up or I'm going over to the Dark Side right now.

Go here to read the rest.  Warning - contains entire plot of the film and much funniness.

Line of the day

Where I come from, we just shorten that sentence to "Woo!"

The Mozilla Extension I want

I want something that tracks the words 'Next' and 'Previous' on a page and assigns them hotkeys, so that I can read webcomics without having to take my hands off the keyboard every 5 seconds.

Ce Soir

I have spent the evening reading the first 169 episodes of a new web comic.

And listening to Opeth - who are probably best described as melodic death metal.

Yes, yes, I know.