Eek!

If you hired the makers of Dawn of the Dead to make your "How not to drive a forklift truck" training video, you'd end up with this.

It's in german, and takes about 3 minutes to get going, but after that it gets a bit...gory. And very, very funny.

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The ever-cuddly green_amber has posted pics of the convention I was at!

Go there and marvel at my silliness!

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Sigh.

To elucidate  - by 'ever-cuddly' I mean 'someone I like cuddling a lot' not 'good grief, that person is fat'.

Why, exactly, people must take a compliment and turn it into an insult, I do not know, unless it's because society has trained them to take any kind of comment on their body and engage in extreme paranoia over it.

And no, this doesn't just apply to one person - it's applied to numerous people I know...