Picking my nose earlier today (as I’m sometimes wont to do), I was left wondering whether I’d yet removed my own bodyweight from my nostrils. Sadly, although I was on a medical unit at the time, I felt that borrowing an accurate set of scales to give me something to multiply up would be frowned upon, so both you and I will have to live without the answer until another day.
Right, now I’ve disposed of half of the people reading this, I’ll tell you what the current situation in my life is (oops, there goes the other half).
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