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The banana-the atheist's nightmare.
Note that the banana:
1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Has non-slip surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward content:
4. Green-too early,
5. Yellow-just right,
6. Black-too late.
7. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
8. Is perforated on wrapper
9. Bio-degradable wrapper
10. Is shaped for human mouth
11. Has a point at top for ease of entry
12. Is pleasing to taste buds
13. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
Note that the banana:
1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Has non-slip surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward content:
4. Green-too early,
5. Yellow-just right,
6. Black-too late.
7. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
8. Is perforated on wrapper
9. Bio-degradable wrapper
10. Is shaped for human mouth
11. Has a point at top for ease of entry
12. Is pleasing to taste buds
13. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
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Date: 2003-01-17 04:02 am (UTC)Apparently the variety of banana (Gros Michel) that was almost universal before 1950 was sweeter, nicer and wasn't bitter when underripe. Shame the fungus killed it.
Are you still a very occasional drinker? (my eternal aim).
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Date: 2003-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)So yeah, occasionally I have a glass of something, but very rarely.
A few times erin has told me to relax and have a lot to drink. And then was unnerved to discover that drunk Andy's mostly want to be quiet in a corner somewhere or leave entirely, unlike sober Andys who are happy to relax and chat to people.
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Date: 2003-01-17 06:46 am (UTC)Sigh. The problem with sensible drinking (as opposed to insensible drinking!) is that it is just too damn little. I can't make 3 glasses of wine last all night (say 4-5 hours), I really can't. And that's all I should ever drink or it all goes horribly alcoholic....
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Date: 2003-01-17 08:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-17 09:27 am (UTC)no subject
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