Purity Test

[andrewducker]

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All Straight Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 31 to 37-Year old Males (18 total)
Dating	3.85%	33.94%	22.22%	Gone steady
Self-Lovin'	45.45%	61.65%	39.65%	When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness	82.26%	77.86%	71.06%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	64.29%	75.73%	58.73%	A fool for love, but not always
Straightness	11.11%	40.47%	19.24%	Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness	90.74%	78.9%	87.65%	Repressed, are we?
Dominant	90%	87.37%	80.65%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Fucking Sick	90.82%	90.26%	84.35%	Refreshingly normal
Submissive	100%	87.75%	86.86%	Submits to no one... almost
Total Score	70.53%	74.38%	65.62%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Comments

[azalemeth.livejournal.com]

That, my friend, is excellent. Funny too!

[redshira.livejournal.com]

Hrrrmm. 27.95% and I'm guessing it'd be lower if I could drive.

[taromazzy.livejournal.com]

Man, how could you sit through this and complete it?

I started, but the seconds of my life were dribbling away, and I only completed 3 sections before packing it in.

I'm with John Betjeman on this - I should have had more sex!