The Dichotomy of Cats

[andrewducker]

The following lines leapt fully-formed into my head mere moments ago.  Whoever writes the best follow-on verse will win eternal fame and fortune.

Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, aren't you so cute
If only you weren't such a murderous brute
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Comments

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

YES!


...I don't WANT that dead bird,
I don't WANT that rat
or the half-eaten shrew that you left in my hat.