Good news for geeks!

[andrewducker]

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' it says here.

Oh, just for men. Women have to lactate, which isn't quite as easy to do without consequences :->

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[andrewducker]

I know have an itchy sensation on the back of my neck.

Having said that, it wouldn't surprise me at all to have been noticed, as at least two of my friends in Stirling told me that they were in a shop when I walked past and heard a shop assistant remark "There goes that guy with the hair."