Good news for geeks!

[andrewducker]

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' it says here.

Oh, just for men. Women have to lactate, which isn't quite as easy to do without consequences :->

Comments

[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

It's a bit disturbing that we posted the same observation about that, sight unseen. The crucial difference between us appears to be that I can't resist saying "wanker" wherever possible.

[andrewducker]

Such simple crudity is beneath me, especially consider the descent into grunt culture that those delightful chaps at Mediawatch have pointed out is the direct result of people being exposed to the saxon simplicities spewing from the mouths of tv celebrities.

I detest people like mediawatch.

Wankers.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Come to that, I don't believe I've ever seen both of you in the same place at the same time...

[andrewducker]

I know have an itchy sensation on the back of my neck.

Having said that, it wouldn't surprise me at all to have been noticed, as at least two of my friends in Stirling told me that they were in a shop when I walked past and heard a shop assistant remark "There goes that guy with the hair."

[allorin.livejournal.com]

I've never felt so vindicated as a wanker.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

So is this God's way of punishing the Catholics? ........Because......every sperm is sacred........

[birdofparadox.livejournal.com]

sonuvabitch. you guys get to have fun for health, and we have to have a boobie remora.

life isn't fair.

[moniqueleigh]

Deirie, you never fail to make me snarf. This time it was french fries.

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Notice they didn't even include women in the study. Hi, we ejaculate too...