Good news for geeks!

[andrewducker]

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' it says here.

Oh, just for men. Women have to lactate, which isn't quite as easy to do without consequences :->

Comments

[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

It's a bit disturbing that we posted the same observation about that, sight unseen. The crucial difference between us appears to be that I can't resist saying "wanker" wherever possible.

[allorin.livejournal.com]

I've never felt so vindicated as a wanker.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

So is this God's way of punishing the Catholics? ........Because......every sperm is sacred........

[birdofparadox.livejournal.com]

sonuvabitch. you guys get to have fun for health, and we have to have a boobie remora.

life isn't fair.

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

Notice they didn't even include women in the study. Hi, we ejaculate too...