[identity profile] bracknellexile.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Andy,

Please stand still while I shoot you.

No offence of course :)

Simon
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[identity profile] ashfae.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like me to hold your extra ammunition while you undertake this sadly necessary task?