[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
I've not seen or read deeply enough to check it out thoroughly, but >from what I can gather, I'd fancy our chances against Twilight vamps more than any other challenge.

(Also, if we're allowed fantasy defences, like Slayers and movie-scientists, we'd almost certainly win, on the evidence we have.)

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're underestimating the motivation and ability of vamps and werewolves to hide among the population. (As does much fic.) Uncertainty about who is and isn't one would seriously undermine humanity's efforts.

On the zombies, most fix has a hopelessly unrealistic model of population dynamics. Am mobile atm so can't cite, but ISTR the literature backs mr up here - there's a chance but we have to hit hard and quickly. We'll never believe the threat in time.

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
In days a registration scheme set up? Ha ha ha ha ha! Two weeks is still optimistic. And testing is going to take a long, long time. And a foolproof scheme can't be done. Look at the TSA no-fly list, or CRB checks.

[identity profile] despotliz.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I once had a conversation in which we calculated the number of zombies needed to build a zombie bridge across the Channel, and IIRC it was most of the population of Europe depending on how they were stacked. So if we closed the ports in time we might be able to hide in the UK.

[identity profile] captainlucy.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that might have been one of mine.

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Zombie birdssssss BRAINSsS brAAAAIINsssSssSS!

[identity profile] cairmen.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The Twilight vamps might sound a bit wussy because they're in a teen romance book, but actually they're amongst the higher-powered of the genre.

Skin as hard as stone, move to fast to see, all of them can throw trucks around, and they don't have any pesky problems with daylight, stakes, or garlic... (except for that sparkling thing)

And that's just the regular not-old ones.

[identity profile] drdoug.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, we're doomed by the Sparkly Ones.