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[andrewducker]

Apparently some news has broken about the US President's father, who is a farmer. He's being accused of some kind of weird smuggling plot, involving smuggling nightwear inside preserved animals to tibetan monks.

Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.

Comments

[ladysisyphus.livejournal.com]

Oh, but one-L lama, he's a priest; two-L llama, he's a beast!
(And I'll bet a silk pajama you'll never see a three-L lllama.)

[andrewducker]

D'oh - I missed the first Llama, and spelled the second one wrong. Now fixed!

I know that pome!

[sigmonster.livejournal.com]

It's The Lama, Ogden Nash, collected in Family Reunion, along with such other verse as

The Wombat

The wombat lives across the seas,
Among the far Antipodes.
He may exist on nuts and berries,
Or then again, on missionaries;
His distant habitat precludes
Conclusive knowledge of his moods.
But I would not engage the wombat
In any form of mortal combat.