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[andrewducker]

Apparently some news has broken about the US President's father, who is a farmer. He's being accused of some kind of weird smuggling plot, involving smuggling nightwear inside preserved animals to tibetan monks.

Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.

Comments

[drdoug.livejournal.com]

It's Ok, the President has his Chief of Staff on it, to smooth ruffled feathers and an overexcited media. Yes, there's an "Obama Farmer Embalmer in Llama Pyjama Drama" Calmer - Rahm. Err ...

[lebeautemps.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

This is as ahem *koff* quote "good" unquote as something that might be in Pearls Before Swine.

[andrewducker]

I should make it clear that this isn't mine - someone else in the office made it up a couple of weeks back, and it was too good not to share.

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

I think you've missed out a Lama somewhere in there.

[johncoxon.livejournal.com]

Groan!

[scribb1e.livejournal.com]

When he's been caught and punished, is that:

Llama Embalmer Farmer Obama in Lama Pyjama Drama Karma?

[ladysisyphus.livejournal.com]

Oh, but one-L lama, he's a priest; two-L llama, he's a beast!
(And I'll bet a silk pajama you'll never see a three-L lllama.)

[captainlucy.livejournal.com]

Look out, there are Llamas...

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

*applauds*