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[andrewducker]

Apparently some news has broken about the US President's father, who is a farmer. He's being accused of some kind of weird smuggling plot, involving smuggling nightwear inside preserved animals to tibetan monks.

Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.

Comments

[drdoug.livejournal.com]

It's Ok, the President has his Chief of Staff on it, to smooth ruffled feathers and an overexcited media. Yes, there's an "Obama Farmer Embalmer in Llama Pyjama Drama" Calmer - Rahm. Err ...

[drdoug.livejournal.com]

Oh, and s/Llama/Lama/g here.

[lebeautemps.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

This is as ahem *koff* quote "good" unquote as something that might be in Pearls Before Swine.

[andrewducker]

I should make it clear that this isn't mine - someone else in the office made it up a couple of weeks back, and it was too good not to share.

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

I think you've missed out a Lama somewhere in there.

[andrewducker]

Fixed!

[johncoxon.livejournal.com]

Groan!

[scribb1e.livejournal.com]

When he's been caught and punished, is that:

Llama Embalmer Farmer Obama in Lama Pyjama Drama Karma?

[ladysisyphus.livejournal.com]

Oh, but one-L lama, he's a priest; two-L llama, he's a beast!
(And I'll bet a silk pajama you'll never see a three-L lllama.)

[andrewducker]

D'oh - I missed the first Llama, and spelled the second one wrong. Now fixed!

I know that pome!

[sigmonster.livejournal.com]

It's The Lama, Ogden Nash, collected in Family Reunion, along with such other verse as

The Wombat

The wombat lives across the seas,
Among the far Antipodes.
He may exist on nuts and berries,
Or then again, on missionaries;
His distant habitat precludes
Conclusive knowledge of his moods.
But I would not engage the wombat
In any form of mortal combat.

[captainlucy.livejournal.com]

Look out, there are Llamas...

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[andrewducker]

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

*applauds*