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[andrewducker]

Apparently some news has broken about the US President's father, who is a farmer. He's being accused of some kind of weird smuggling plot, involving smuggling nightwear inside preserved animals to tibetan monks.

Apparently there's an Obama Farmer Llama Embalmer in Lama Pyjama Drama.

Comments

[randomchris.livejournal.com]

I think you've missed out a Lama somewhere in there.

[andrewducker]

Fixed!